I have to say that JCVH was non-stop slapstick/slapdash fun from start to end. The superb soundtrack added a lot to the slightly out of focus photography and superbly hammy comic acting. The musical interludes also elevate this production. The basic plot outline... is that vampires are preying on the lesbian community of a small town, depriving the local clergy (whose hairstyles include an afro and a mohican) of it's congregation. So one of the pastors set off on scooters to track down Jesus, who is fannying around on a beach. They give him a haircut and set him up with sidekick Mary Magnum (below), whose rust coloured jumpsuit is an absolute joy. Unfortunately, whilst out collecting firewood, JC is attacked. But not by the vampires, by atheists (see video clip here - 2.2megs). Super kung-fu skills are henceforth revealed.

The grossest parts of the film involve Dr. Praetorious - who looks like an evil cross between Cat & Josh Homme - and someone's internal organs. The vampires are goth munters, but this ain't no sleaze-flick, no sirree.

There doth follow an ebbing and flowing series of titanic battles betwixt good (JC & MM) and evil (Vampires). Obviously, given vampiric folklore, there is a blur as to whom is good and who is fanged.

I won't ruin the rest of the film, but it involved a masked Mexican Wrestler named 'El Santos', Star Wars character invoking scat-style club singing, and lesbianism. Don't miss it!
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter IMDB Entry
- JCVH Official Site (Odessa Filmworks)
- Other JCVH reviews

.. thank gawd for that, i thought my eyesight had taken a turn for the worse.

Why is Paolo di Canio playing Jebus?