Wahey! Back from froz Italia, into moderately not too bad almost mild Nottingham. Back to exams, unfortunately, but that won't stop me tearing shit up in Leicester over the evening of Saturday to celebrate tomorrow's event - HAPPY BIRTHDAY PABLO!. A mumslut revival is alledgedly (?) on the way as well pop kids, although file that with world peace on the 'will happen in 2004' pile.

But let's not forget the even further away, because today, it's time to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED'S SISTER!

In other news, Kilroy in tanned and twatty shocker. Yes, the slimey arse has managed to defame 200 million people in one go. He's gone and had a go at 'Arabs' in the facking Sunday Express.

"What do they think we feel about them? That we adore them for the way they murdered more than 3000 civilians on September 11 and then danced in the hot, dusty streets to celebrate the murders? That we admire them for being suicide bombers, limb amputators, women repressors?"

Kilroy. Listen. I hate fucking logic as much as the next man but look:

1. Some Arabs Are Bad People
therefore, 2. All Arabs Are Bad People.

compare:

1. Some Tories Are Bigoted Twats
therefore, 2. All Tories Are Bigoted Twats.

The good old inductive fallacy. Bless him. However, it's fair to say that Kilroy's twattery may well cost him somehow, hopefully the Beeb'll finally get the arsebiscuit off the screen.

did you just say, "inductive fallacy"? You kinky swine you.