Woo, I gotta livejournal! Here I will do day to day diary stuff, so it'll be even more self indulgent. This site will be stuck to opinionated bollocks and err.. movies and music reviews and shit. So that's opinionated bollocks and opinionated bollocks then. Enjoy.

I'm selling shit on eBay. Buy it, now!

Panorama of Everest malarkey.

support@microsoft.com = highly gay virus bolux. Don't open, kids.

Seeing is a hammer and meaning is the chisel.

ROUSTABOUT.

Hetfield you cocksmoker - text/ring/email me your home address or i'll have you shot. NOW!!!!!!!! I miss you and I want to be your surrogate babyfather.

I found Orgasms (text/html, 2 KB) lying around and forgotten how impressed I was when I first sampled it's delights...

Have you ever wanked about Cheryl Baker?

I need some assistance :

Which Is The Best :

1) THE SQUiRREL or

2) THE HiPPOPOTAMUS Vote here, you cow.

Thank you.

Congratulations to Pippin the ferret, Practical Pet Care's Pet Of The Week.

Please don't vote for Spook the Rabbit, he scares the living shit out of me.

A bad news day for schizophrenics, who it is said suffer from not a single disease (for schizophrenia encompasses a broad collection of symptoms) but an 'array of many diseases'. Great consolation for those suffering from this incurable, hard to treat condition.

In an occasional series solely designed to capitalise on the long forgotten, I introduce favourite figures from my hitherto blacked-out yoof... Yes, I hear you cry! It's Metal Mickey! Irene Handl was in this, and I watched 'The Italian Job' last week, and she's wonderful in that she is, so ergo it reminded me of MM. So that's my justification.

In an occasional series solely designed to capitalise on the long forgotten, I introduce favourite figures from my hitherto blacked-out yoof... Yes, I hear you cry! It's Bob La Castra playing 'Eddie Buckingham' in Neighbours about a dozen or so years ago. Remarkable for many reasons, mainly the woeful character name. He was English, weren't 'ee guvner. Cor Blimey. They couldn't have made his name less subtle to make his Englishness more clear, unless they'd kept in the 'Prince' at the start and the 'Palace' at the end. I wonder what he's up to now...

Actually, no, I don't.